A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
I almost a joke about parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
give a man a fish feed him for a day
give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
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Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
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what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
i have many jokes about unemployed people but sadly none on them seemed to have worked
