Morbid jokes
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
I'm dead inside.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
My friends.
Boggy
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Ali-A
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.