Morbid jokes
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
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Eat my butt.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Your joke: you.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Hey Gwen.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Anal, haha.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.