Morbid jokes
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Anal, haha.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
hg is cool.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
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How many YEETS are there?
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Once I was 7.
joko
My name.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?