Morbid jokes
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Eat my butt.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Boomer.
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I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.