Morbid Jokes

Husband:can we try anal tonight Wife: fuck that shit Husband:that's the spirit

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Welcome to David's Morge you stab 'em we slab 'em!

What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why didn't the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.

What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?

"Id like to Kashoot up this school."

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it

somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche

I don't have a Porsche in garage

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"

The other day while I was going down on my grandma , I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her !!!!!

I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white

One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.