whats adams biggest fear andy with a belt
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
What do you call a cow with no legs? Disabled.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
