why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Why did my parents never come back
Cut
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
Daniel takes his frustrations out on shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on arunima
How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
