Morbid jokes
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."