What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
I like my girlfriends like my children dead
my neighbor is like my marraige they're bothin the hole.
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
Hate me all u want but i gotta say, this whole thing with gwen and tj is ridiculous
The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
im in school shooting #USA
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
