A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"