Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Snack Bar

    • Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

    He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

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    • Swear word

    • What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

    In the U.K., it's a swear word.

    In America, it's a family reunion.

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    • Difference

    • What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

    I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

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    • Sister

    • When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

    Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

    Animal

    • Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

    CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

    Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

    Woman

    • Dark humor and women are very similar...

    Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

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    • Friend

    • Friend: How dark is your humor?

    Me: .....it...

    Friend: No

    Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

    Friend: Why are you like this?

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    • Mum

    • Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

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    • Category

    • (Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

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    • Autism

    • Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

    -You have to be alive to have autism.

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    • Dog

    • My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭

    Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!

    My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄

    Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.

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