My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

i am cool

hahahahahahaha

I hit my friend. He dead now

puerto Rican teen: I’m a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) a phone buzzes the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE

  • runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL

I suck dick

knock knock whos ther boo boo who dont cri its just a joke

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.

Wanna here a funny joke my life We

what did the phedophile say to the kids.

“F...”

jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke

f... you biiiiiitch

shaenaya likes goat dick

beau is gay

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause f... you that’s why

whats yellow all over and can’t swim

a school busful of children

YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many YEETS are there

Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED (again)

when my friend says I suck. at something I’m like u swollow