Morbid jokes
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.