What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans
They can't tell they're parents
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
What is black, white and red all over? An interracial abortion.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
A baby seal walks into a club....
