Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they....
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
it says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
its better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.