Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
