Yeah, I’m LGBTQ LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS

whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face

THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the babie

Christopher Columbus:Sees native americans Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care… Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester

one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.

How do you tell if a n..... is pregnant?

Shove a banana up her cunt. If there is a bite out of it when you pull it out you know another monkey is on the way

Daniel takes his frustrations out on shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on arunima

Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don’t have a Lambo in my Garage.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? 911 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

what do you call balck people in pool coco pops

whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

a baby smoothie

What’s the most common name for cancer patients

Luke (lukemia)

my life…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?

The Holocoust