What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
When I'm bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
What makes sad people jump? a bridge