there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
What’s better than a pile of dead babies.
One that’s alive in the middle that has to eat it’s way out.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
What’s the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn’t scream when I try to shove it into an oven…