there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.

Two of my grandpa’s died in ww2 Their tower fell over

What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters

What’s worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica? Bi-Polar

What’s the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What’s better than a pile of dead babies.

One that’s alive in the middle that has to eat it’s way out.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can’t feed a family.

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave

how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw

Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding

My uncle died on nine eleven… he was the best piolot in iraq

What’s the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn’t scream when I try to shove it into an oven…

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals

Alien vs Predator

Cosby vs E.T.