What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.