Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
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What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents
These jokes are so dark that their life matters
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
