Morbid jokes
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Women’s rights.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.