You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
