Mom's jokes
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Your mom gay.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
What am I doing?
Your mom.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.