Mom's jokes

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Your mom gay.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

What am I doing?

Your mom.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Your dad is your mom.

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

Your mom!