Mom's jokes

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Your mom!

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your mom gay.