Mom's jokes

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Your mom.

My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Your mom.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.