Mom's jokes
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your mom is a mom!
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.