Mommy Jokes

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy

Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side

Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy

there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"

You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*

Why can't orphans say mommy:me because the fosters said no

yeah she said do you love me, i said only partly i love my bed and my mommy im sorry.

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.