Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy Is a YouTube she can never spend time with me
yo mommy so fat
i ate all of your mommys orphans
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
A little girl walks into the bathroom see her mom naked taking a shower and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get breasts ..mom say oh when your 12 or 13 ..little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get hair down there ..mom say oh about the same time you get breasts..then the little girl walks in see her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks daddy daddy when am I gunna get one of those ..dad says soon as your mom leaves for work
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
knock knock who's there orphan orphan who are you my mommy
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
uwu my balls says mommy wait what says jonny thats not my mommy
what day is labor day? its the day mommies have there babies.
Mommy mommy! Are we Were-wolfs? Shut up and comb your face.
hi father i fail the class you mommy
Mommy kisses my butt
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
Girl:Can we visit Grandma this weekend Mother: Sure five year old: Look mommy! Two People and they're wearing rope necklaces!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked where’s your mommy? God I love working at a orphanage.
:james sike i lied your mommy is pancakes is so dry. my best friend: joey sike i lied your twich is dry. my other friends: the winner is................. my guy james
