Mommy memes
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"
Jokes
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!