Rug burn jokes

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.