Rug burn jokes

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*