Rug burn jokes

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.