Rug burn jokes

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.