Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook