Mom jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Your mom is hot.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I ate my mom.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.