Mom jokes
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Your mom gay.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.
In a porn video!
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.