Mom Jokes

kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

Evan this is mya and your mom told me u were adopted so we are done bye don’t talk to me

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"

when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital

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my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.

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I love my mom

I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle

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Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!