my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
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Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
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mom: im going to the shop if somone is on the door dont open me: ok *ring* me: opens oh sh*t mom: gets flip flop
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yo moms so old she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
My mom told me to be positive ... I was heading to a HIV test.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
