if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
your mom is fat and that's a joke
evan me and you mom are done with you
what's the difference between u and ur mom:i slept with ur mom
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
