Mom Jokes

lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo

You're mom has a BONE to 'pick' with me

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My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...

Your mom is hot

where was your mom last night in the man club

:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you

Mom

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What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide so we made it double

if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes

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daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep

I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡