Mom jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Your mom gay.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Lol same
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!