My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"
LOL
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
POV Your an orphan Knock Knock Whos there Not yo mom
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
bc who are they gonna tell,there mom?
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
I kidnapped an ophan what are they going to do cry for mom
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
I told people your mom also known as mbd because you're a mega baby dispenser
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
