Mom jokes

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Knock, knock.

Your mom.