Mistake

Mistake Jokes

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..

A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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