Mississippi
Girls are missing a pp
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
If kobe missed a shot his helicopter will too
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
your mama so ugly she went by a tv s and miss eight episodes
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
