Miss jokes
When I mist, I miss.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?