Miss jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Memes
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!