Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Like if you are in high school and miss school
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
