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Kid

2 years ago
A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.
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    • Snack

    2 years ago

    The best snack

    The image shows a goldfish cracker with a red circle and line in the middle, as if it was shot. The text above says, "SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK", and the text below the cracker says, "GOLDFISH".
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    • Loyalty

    5 months ago
    A blue-grey cat-like animal wearing a white sweater and brown pants stands next to an orange goldfish wearing green sneakers. The goldfish stands on its fins as if they are legs. The text above them reads, 'I got bruddas who not even blood related, but we locked in 4L. 💯'
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    Animal

    4 years ago

    What's yellow and can't swim?

    A dead goldfish.

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    • Carpet

    7 years ago

    I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

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    • Floor

    4 years ago

    I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

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