Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
My life...
My life.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
All you need is a razor blade in life.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
My life.
