Misery jokes
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
My life, part 2.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
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Me: My life.
I wanna die.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My life...
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
My life.
My life, lmao.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.