Misery jokes
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
My sad ass life.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My day started out great until I woke up.