Misery

Misery Jokes

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.