Misery jokes
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
I have a funny joke: my life.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Your life. That's all.
The joke is my life.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.