Miscellaneous jokes
My life, haha, so funny!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Mad Pussy.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why?
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Fuck nugget!