Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
