What do gay horses say? "Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
i don't want to die
Why do elves go to School? To learn the elfabet.
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
"Knock Knock" "Come in."
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
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Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
