What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.