Miscellaneous jokes
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Creeper?
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
You. You're the joke.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Your d*** size...
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.