Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
#babagang
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.