Miscellaneous jokes
I have friends.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
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Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
You suck.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Puzzle