Miscellaneous jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
priyanka
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What are you on? YouTube.