Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
you
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
your mom
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
