Miscellaneous jokes
Why am I idiot?
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Puzzle
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?