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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
English is weird. -- It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
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Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
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There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
knock knock who's there? depression.. that's my best friend.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
