Miscellaneous jokes
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Your d*** size...
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
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How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Oliver Savagê.
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Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
You. You're the joke.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
I find bananas very appeeling.