Miscellaneous jokes
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What is you you?
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
#babagang