Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

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