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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
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Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
