Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Stroke

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

Bass

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

Period

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

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  • Mama

    Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

    Grandfather

    Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

    Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

    Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

    My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

    Taco Bell

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

    Taco Bell going out of business.

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  • Xbox

    I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

    Emo

    What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

    "Fuck my life."