"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"
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You want a joke. My entire existence.
Velcro is such a rip-off
Arsenal
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
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What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
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Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
