What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Y'all wanna hear a joke....... My life
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
Why do elves go to School? To learn the elfabet.
"Knock Knock" "Come in."
i don't want to die
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
