I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
I fell down the stairs once.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasnāt opened it yet.
every one reading this is gay
How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
How do u catch a unique rabbit U-neak up on it.
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
Arsenal
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
A gay couple actually goes to heaven turns out Jesus was a hypocrite
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jacksonās dad?
Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
