/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Miscellaneous Jokes
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Evan, mom hot?
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy anLet's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste. Let's see how many times it lets me copy and paste.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
