From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
If a Sped is late for class is it wrong to call them tardy
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a owl that dose magic
Hooodini
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sally
WTF is wrong with you guys this is bullying stop it plz but shaenaya sounds like a goodname
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Yeet
Wanna hear a joooooooke???????
Your life
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
