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LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

Control

Galokin · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with three panels. In the first, the text says "I delete my comment I worked the last 5 minutes on" next to a meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik". In the second, the text says "I saved it with Control+C" next to the meme man with calm face and the text "Kalm". In the third panel, the text says "I press on Control+C instead of Control+V in the marked area" next to the meme man with his hands on his head and the text "Panik".

Time

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Fake account

Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Song

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

Procrastination

Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Life

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

Speed

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

real

A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

Deodorant

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme featuring actor Rami Malek, as the character Elliot Alderson from Mr. Robot, wearing a black hoodie and looking off to the side with a slight, confident smirk. The text above reads: "When someone says it stinks but you genuinely got a crisp 30 mins left on tha 72 hour deodorant so you know it ain't you".

Trailer

Wade · 3 years ago

Matpat in a nutshell

Teenager

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A portrait photo of a young male teenager wearing a blue hoodie. A superimposed blue and white box resembling a Daily Mail headline is placed over the lower half of his face. The text reads: 'DailyMail. Teenager dies after participating in viral 'Stay in oven at 200 Celsius for 20 minutes and eat your own shit' challenge. Read THE full story on DailyMail.com.'

College

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Nose

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Study

Wade · 3 years ago

Y E S

A squirrel stands with its arms raised. The image says, "Study for 10 minutes. Reward self with 2 hours of internet use."

Guy

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

chat i found me.

A man is smiling with his eyes half closed. He has a beard and cartoonish cat ears and hearts drawn on the picture. The text on the image says: "Getting Rejected from Art School"

Money

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

lol

A man with glasses and a monocle is smiling and giving a thumbs up. The image text says, "Giving fake money to homeless people."

Sleep

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon character, Arthur, with dark circles under his eyes, looking very tired. The text above the image reads: "friend: how long did you sleep for? me: 8 friend: hours? me: minutes".

Relationship

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

Speed

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Boss

Wade · 2 years ago

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

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