I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Justin: Hey Josh: Hey man Justin: Why only "man"? Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names Justin: I don't mind. Josh: okay S L A V E Justin: oh no not T H A T one
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
Your fore head is so big mega mind gets jealous
I raped a girl and I liked it I hope my girlfriend won't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
JFK tried meditating he told everyone he is very open-minded.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
