Mind Jokes

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."