why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
whats an orphans fav meme. Homer going into a bush might take a while to notice and this one is bad
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
