my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it." Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
"I think my draco might be gay why? cause he blow niggas'
Nardo Wick
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
Why is it bad is to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan🫥
You might think these jokes are plane
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
