Might Jokes

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

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Your career might be in the north but its going south :)

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

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(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier

Why is it bad is to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan🫥

Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.

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hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.