Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline 🤣🤣
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? Schweaty balls, or if your Michael Joseph Jackson, tiny balls.
Miksi michael lähti limusiinistä ulos
Hän näki alastoman pojan
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
