Michael

Michael jokes

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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Memes

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Ball

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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

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Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

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Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Crotch

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What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Age restriction

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Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Actor

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Song

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.