Michael jokes
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Memes
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."