Michael jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Happy New Year!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.