What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
I’m michael Sam I’m gay
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
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When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
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