Michael jokes

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.