Michael jokes
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Memes
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.