Michael jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
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There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.