Michael jokes
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.