Michael

Michael jokes

Pronoun

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Reply

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Mask

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Memes

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Ball

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Crotch

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

Drink

Michael Jackson

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

Actor

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"