Michael jokes
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.