What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Michael Jokes
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
