Michael jokes
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Happy New Year!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.