Michael Jokes

Knock knock Who’s there I suck I suck who Michael Jackson

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race

why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids

You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he

Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt

whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK

one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts

Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road

To get to the opera

What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu

I’m michael Sam I’m gay

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates

IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.