Michael jokes

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."